Scrabble - Another Crazy Band Story

One time down in Springfield back in the early eighties, we were staying at this big old run down hotel.

Outside the hotel was a big sign which faced the highway.
Thousands of people read this sign every day.

It had removable letters, BIG REMOVABLE LETTERS.

The sign said

ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST HERE!

(in big removable letters)

After a gig one night, my drummer said, "Ooh! I got an idea!

Let me stand on your shoulders!"

So I did.

He got up on my shoulders and took all the letters off the sign.

Then he spread the letters out on the hood of a car and played scrabble with them.

He got back on my shoulders and put the letters back up.

Here;s what we read the next morning and for three more days before they finally changed it:

HEY BALLFACE!